First off you tele to Lumbridge

Follow this easy path

Now you have to look the goblin in the eye and become one of them

Once done you must take a wooden spoon from mikes "sex toy" closet (Watch out there is an orgi of ryan and mike going on)(no mute plox)

Then you want to take the spoon and insert the spoon into the cows rectum

Once this you will get a key (Might be a bit sticky)

You will use this key on this door by the chicken hut

Look under the bed then you will get a key

You will use this key on this guy

You will get a plant cure

Then use the plant cure to the canoe station beside you (Fudge you mike what did canoes do to you)

This mighty canoe will take you a path to the wildy

Once there mine 3 tin and 7 coal

Then go to skill tele and smithing

Then you will use the ores on the furnace and get bronze bars

Then you will make bronze claws

Then shove the claws up the goblin anal cavitays and it should be ruptured

Then you attack it when it's weak so it doesn't kill you

After it will drop a Doritos bag and mountain dew

Then mix the both together in a blender and drink it and you will have enough energy to no life pkhonor