How to kill a goblin (Best money making method)

Flying canoe · Post by **Flying canoe** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:01 am

How to find and anally rupture a goblin

First off you tele to Lumbridge

Follow this easy path

Now you have to look the goblin in the eye and become one of them

Once done you must take a wooden spoon from mikes "sex toy" closet (Watch out there is an orgi of ryan and mike going on)(no mute plox)

Then you want to take the spoon and insert the spoon into the cows rectum

Once this you will get a key (Might be a bit sticky)

You will use this key on this door by the chicken hut

Look under the bed then you will get a key

You will use this key on this guy

You will get a plant cure

Then use the plant cure to the canoe station beside you (Fudge you mike what did canoes do to you)

This mighty canoe will take you a path to the wildy

Once there mine 3 tin and 7 coal

Then go to skill tele and smithing

Then you will use the ores on the furnace and get bronze bars

Then you will make bronze claws

Then shove the claws up the goblin anal cavitays and it should be ruptured

Then you attack it when it's weak so it doesn't kill you

After it will drop a Doritos bag and mountain dew

Then mix the both together in a blender and drink it and you will have enough energy to no life pkhonor

Joby · Post by **Joby** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:02 am

Guide was unclear, I died.

Ain · Post by **Ain** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:16 am

These guides were funny back in like 2006

Flying canoe · Post by **Flying canoe** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:17 am

Was the server even out in 2006?

Joby · Post by **Joby** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:22 am

I just realized you never actually showed how to kill a goblin... lmao

Ain · Post by **Ain** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:34 am

Flying canoe wrote:Was the server even out in 2006?

I'm talking like in overall runescape history.

Gubgub12345 · Post by **Gubgub12345** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:30 pm

Great guide, liked that you included pictures very helpful +1

H1 · Post by H1 » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:14 pm

I should laugh or what ?

Azu rite · Post by **Azu rite** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:52 pm

fake n gay

should learn how to kill chickens first m8

Flying canoe · Post by **Flying canoe** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:09 pm

Azu rite wrote:fake n gay

should learn how to kill chickens first m8

KK