Oneliner joke/game hint contest

[Pkhonorpkpro]

In-game username: PkHonorPkPro
Oneliners: How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
Whats long, hard, and full of seaman? A submarine.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

[Honor cerb]

In-game username: Cerberus
Oneliners: What are the names of all of the Porn Star, Star Wars characters?
Obi-come-on-bone-me, Luke Thywalker, R-2-Do-Me, Darth Invade-her.

[Nickrock234]

In-game username: Nickrock234
Oneliners:
What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.

I'm a five letter word. take away my first, last and even middle letter and I'll still sound the same. Who am I?
Answer: Empty

[Jonas]

So...when any of these get implemented?

[Fungamer]

In-game username: fungamer
Oneliners: "Loading your social lif- oh wait."
"Breathing is XP waste"
"The longer I am in, the sloppier I get. Who am I?" - "You're dirty. I'm a tea bag.. "

[Skiller]

Ingame name: the builder
Oneliner:

for player in PkHonor:
> name = input("Who are you and what do you call the builder (CSV)")
> name.split(',')
> if name[1] == bob:
>> ignoreList.append(name[0])
>elif name == 'jeremy' or 'the builder' or 'jay':
>> friendsLIst.append(name[0])
>else:
>> continue

Not a one-liner but code I need implemented sorry it's in Python 3, haha that's what I've learned thus far!

For oneliners:
"I couldn't figure out why the spell was getting bigger, then it hit me."
"What do you call a staking addict? broke."

[Iron famine]

In-game username: Elite Spirit

Oneliners: I saw someone killing red spiders a few years ago and reported him for bug abuse.

Your momma so fat A D-hally spec hits her three times ( )

Your mom is like Al Kharid, she only charges 10gp to enter her.

What do you call someone with 99 fishing? A Master Baiter

How do you know you've been playing PkHonor too much? When someone dies IRL and you ask what they dropped.

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lmfao GG