Hello "Ladies" and Gentlemen, you know know me better as Sagrezz, or the king of anti-ragging/camping, having spent hours doing so, only being killed once whilst engaging in an argument with my girlfriend, only to come back and find "How 2 basic" had killed me. This being such a high point in his life, took many screenshots showing how proud he was to kill me once. You can find these on my clan thread, which is Pkp Queens V3.
Anyway, so being that I'm leaving the server, I think I should pass on tips and tricks to you people, and I hope you annoy those people in virtus/3a druidic as much as I do/did. Not to name names, but some of the people you'll find yourself doing this against will be, "herrodragon," you'll know him better from that troll mod application he made, "kingz" and essentially any member of Pkp Kings V2.
ONTO THE GUIDE
Anti-Camping/Ragging is based upon mind games and gear, and the set-up will be explored later. You've got to get inside your campers head, and then make them think that they're getting camped. Genius right?
Make sure to make use of the following set phrases;
"u ok there babe? xox"
"ur camped m8 lmfao !!!!!"
"m8 i got all day lolage"
And for when they, or you eventually tab (can last upto 20 minutes) "C.U m8" "Cya" "Bye now" or simply "C.U"
AND MY KILLER KILLER MIX MIX DILLAH PHRASE
"Mate, you splash more than magicarp"
These are all sure to infuriate your camper.
THE GEAR
This is just a quick overview of the magic defence of certain items, and the best set-up possible.
Wig (Not really any substitute) If you don't already use this I recommend heading to the "I need to re-evaluate my life" guide.
Fire cape (+11) > Mage Arena Cape (+10) > Skill cape (+9)
Amulet of Fury > Amulet of Glory > Stole (high prayer bonus if desired)
Karil's top (+65) > Black D'hide top > Armdayl chestplate (+70, but -7 to all melee attack bonuses, higher ranged)
Karil's skirt (+35) > Black D'hide chaps > Armadyl plateskirt (+40, but -6 to all melee attack bonuses, higher ranged)
Barrows gloves > Black D'hide vambraces
Ranger Boots = Snakeskin Boots (both +2) > Dragon Boots (strength bonus with non-negative magic defence)
Dragonfire shield (+10) > Mind Shield (+9) > Holy Book (+8) > Elemental Shield (+6) > Book of Balance (+4) > Anti-dragon shield (+2) (Divine)
Seers' Ring (+4, but not really necessary, use a ring of wealth/life)
This is the gear I use.
INVENTORY
The picture above is kind of self explanatory, this is what your inventory should look like.
This consists of a stack of teleport tablets, 7 Prayer or Super Prayer potions, or if you're keen, restores but meh, and 20 Saradomin Brews.
Literally spam the living shitcunt out of the brews and prayer pots until you're out, tele and repeat
THE EVENT
Now who actually gives a fuck about hitting your opponent, half the time they're still praying against iron knives on 1 range from the brews, make sure you bring a big stack of em just to really infuriate your ragger.
Make sure you use the phrases listed above, and annoy your camper so much that drinking bleach might be the only way to make the humiliation and pain stop. Not too sure about the legitimacy of the last phrase, but the same thing happened to Amanda Todd when I anti-ragged her and she did that.
So make sure you pray protect from Mage and spam those potion things.
READ THE IN GAME CHAT IN THE PICTURE ABOVE
That's about it, if you could like, share and subscribe that would be amazing.
Use #sagrezzgetinsideme to really utilise this guide.
MASSIVE shoutout to my gorgeous Sean for being here for me every day, and I love him so much. He inspired me to write this guide, and he is the supreme commander of all. I love you Sean x
