PkHonor

Im amber wrote:In-game username: Im Amber

Oneliners:

1. You can drop infinite amount of coins on the ground and it goes to the refund box!

2. You can use the middle mouse button to rotate the camera!

3. ::vote benefits us both!

4. The Exchange takes 5% tax.

5. Premium status is overpowered.

6. Colorful whips have colorful benefits.

7. Pets make you look cool.

8. If you need help, click the help button.

9. Don't be lonely, join a clan chat!

10. I'm sorry, I will never let you train your summoning skill.

11. You can buy beer at ::chill!

12. Feeling confident? Try out bounty hunter!

13. Legend says that mysterious diamonds are dropped by the most dangerous monsters of wilderness.

In game username: Shandu

One-liners:
There are only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.

There are 2 types of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Life is too short to eject safely.

Pkhonor and chill? (alternatively runescape and chill)

How do I shot web?

How do I fullscreen?

What are trade rights?

[Shipwreck diary] Day 5: I haven't had sex in over 6 months.

Looking for: the "she" to my "nanigans"

If it wasn't for profanity, I wouldn't be pro at anything.

I'm the kind of guy who knows a little about everything and a lot about nothing.

Careful ladies, fat guys only want to get in your pantries.

Don't run with scissors; someone could be running with rock and they'll beat you.

Eye-candy? I'm more like eye-broccoli.

One day, I'm going to cure blindness! You'll see! You'll all see!

Here's a joke for all you psychics out there:



Here are 12 easy steps to avoid elevators.

I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like.

When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top.

The Improper Fraction Hotline is now open 24/7.

3/2 people have problems with fractions.

If you ever need nothing, I'm here for you.

If pigs could fly, imagine how good their wings would taste.

I stopped a guy from committing suicide in front of a train; I pushed him before he could jump.

Food is like dark humor; not everyone gets it.

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

Love is like Wi-Fi; you can't see it, but you notice when it's no longer strong.

I have an ear for corny jokes.

A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

I have the sex appeal of a math book.

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

There are over 500 types of pasta: the pastabilities are endless.

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.

My beard itches. WebMD: Beard Cancer

I've just invented a new word: "Plagiarism"

My exercise routine consists of doing diddly-squats.

I just saw a guy walking four dogs at once. He must be REALLY blind.

So when a blind guy is on the toilet, does he just wipe until the dog barks?

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.



And one of my favorites that I know is too long for the loading screen but I love sharing it:

Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

Thank you all.

~Shandu

Fear wrote:In-game username: F3arme
Oneliners: A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Assassins do it from behind.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

This loading screen is an EXP waste!

Remember, when your friend gets a PVM drop say share I tbed!

Don't forget to do ::pure!

LOVE the loading screen is exp waste one, defo got my vote on that ^^

Skill hypezz wrote:

Fear wrote:In-game username: F3arme
Oneliners: A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Assassins do it from behind.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

This loading screen is an EXP waste!

Remember, when your friend gets a PVM drop say share I tbed!

Don't forget to do ::pure!

LOVE the loading screen is exp waste one, defo got my vote on that ^^

Why thank you, pal

In-game username: Assiduous
Oneliners:

Did you guys hear about the gambler who who hit by falling meat?
I guess you could say...
*sunglasses*
The steaks were too high

Yo mama's so lazy, she sleeps for longer than Guthix.

Yo mama's so lazy, she sleeps for longer than Guthix.

Yo momma is like a bank booth; everybody uses the 'use-quickly' option

I once entered the wilderness; I died.

I entered the wilderness once again; I died again.

I entered the wilderness for the third time; I lagged out, still died.

Welcome to Pkhonor, where risk has no limits.

Welcome to Pkhonor, where every update people ask for is combated by those same people.

Ingame username: Iron Star
Oneliners;
Herblore is a useful skill to train if you plan on doing combat related activities.

It's always useful to have some food, so consider training fishing.

Alching items makes you more money than selling it to the junk store.

Rock crabs in Relleka are a great way to train your combat and make some money.

You can use "::pure" to level 3 combat stats (excluding prayer and hitpoints) to 99.

Slayer is a good way to train combat and make a lot of money at the same time.

If you train Agility you can run longer. At 99 Agility you'll never run out of energy!

Use ::helpcenter to get help from players, and while you wait, the help center is great for skilling too!

An Enchanted dragonstone ring could make you luckier with drops!

100% of the civilians exposed to Runescape die.

Don't be a tit, buy a kit. (Oh wait wrong game)

One star wrote:Ingame username: Iron Star
Oneliners;
Herblore is a useful skill to train if you plan on doing combat related activities.

It's always useful to have some food, so consider training fishing.

High alching items makes you more money than selling it to the junk store.

Rock crabs in Relleka are a great way to train your combat and make some money.

You can use "::pure" to level 3 combat stats (excluding prayer and hitpoints) to 99.

Slayer is a good way to train combat and make a lot of money at the same time.

If you train Agility you can run longer. At 95 Agility you'll never run out of energy!

Use ::helpcenter to get help from players, and while you wait, the help center is great for skilling too!

An Enchanted dragonstone ring could make you luckier with drops!

Don't be a tit, buy a kit. (Oh wait wrong game)

Changed it for you

Sverre wrote:

One star wrote:Ingame username: Iron Star
Oneliners;
Herblore is a useful skill to train if you plan on doing combat related activities.

It's always useful to have some food, so consider training fishing.

High alching items makes you more money than selling it to the junk store.

Rock crabs in Relleka are a great way to train your combat and make some money.

You can use "::pure" to level 3 combat stats (excluding prayer and hitpoints) to 99.

Slayer is a good way to train combat and make a lot of money at the same time.

If you train Agility you can run longer. At 95 Agility you'll never run out of energy!

Use ::helpcenter to get help from players, and while you wait, the help center is great for skilling too!

An Enchanted dragonstone ring could make you luckier with drops!

Don't be a tit, buy a kit. (Oh wait wrong game)

Changed it for you

Ah right yes, cheers.

hope these will be implemented soon. i get bored of watching "spinning up the hamster..."

Joby wrote:How many Pkhonor players does it take to change a lightbulb? 50. 1 to change the lightbulb, and 49 to complain about how much better it was before.

I quite like this, made me crack up a bit xD