Oneliner joke/game hint contest

[Jonas]

ya boi did an easy google

I saw someone killing red spiders a few years ago and reported him for bug abuse.

Your momma's so fat she's got enough chins for 99 range

Ur mum is like the Al Kharid g8, only 10 gp to enter

Say that to my main.

Eyy gurl, are u 99 Farming because ur making me grow.

Whats ya prayer lvl cuz i wanna burry a bone in yo ass

Yo momma is like a smithing anvil, its only good for pounding.

Yo momma is like a bank booth; everybody uses the 'use-quickly' option

Yo momma's like the General Store, open 24/7.

Yo' momma's like a tinderbox, used on my wood.

LOL

[Sickle]

In-game name: Zi
Oneliner: You can't pronounce busy without Zi

[Nasty narl]

ya boi did an easy google

I saw someone killing red spiders a few years ago and reported him for bug abuse.

Your momma's so fat she's got enough chins for 99 range

Ur mum is like the Al Kharid g8, only 10 gp to enter

Say that to my main.

Eyy gurl, are u 99 Farming because ur making me grow.

Whats ya prayer lvl cuz i wanna burry a bone in yo ass

Yo momma is like a smithing anvil, its only good for pounding.

Yo momma is like a bank booth; everybody uses the 'use-quickly' option

Yo momma's like the General Store, open 24/7.

Yo' momma's like a tinderbox, used on my wood.

Actually lol'd

[Cant eat ham]

username: hotdog1187
one liners:
1: mike hawk
2: pig benis
3: jack hoff
4: drew peacock
5: yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
6: shit fire
7: when in doubt, pinkies out
8: there, they're, their
9: to, too, two
10: or, ore, oar
11: your, ur, you're
11.5: know, no, now
12: English or gtfo
13: D1 pass block
14: kq is harder to kill then Nex for hotdog1187
15: Is P.E.K.K.A! A knight! A samurai! A robot! nobody knows!
16: -facedesk-
17: -slams arm in a car door-
18: ::l0lwut
19: life is like a box of chocolates, you never know just what you'll get
20: bu bu but, mamma said, alligators are so mad cuz they got all them toofs and nothing to brushem with

check please....

[Cant eat ham]

In-game username: Pearlescent

Oneliners:
1. Use ::shops to buy the gear to get started!
2. Clue scrolls are a great source of income!
3. ::mypks displays your current PKhonor points
4. Remember to vote every day for great rewards!
5. Selling Clue scroll caskets can be a great source of income
6. Woodcutting is an excellent way to gain PKhonor points!
7. Completing achievements grants access to more bosses!
8. The Ex-ex-parrot increases drop rates from monsters
9. You can access the grand exchange through any bank booth
10. ::staff shows a list of current staff members & helpers online
11. The whip of fortune increases your chance of finding clue scrolls
12. The whip of souls is ideal for extending your PvM trips
13. The whip of chaos can drastically improve your DPS
14. Complete the last journey quest to begin hunting Nex!
15. get information about the newest updates the official forums!
16. Mithril dragons are a good way to start making money
17. Boss pets are available as rare drops from their counterpart
18. Donator and Premium status greatly increase voting rewards!
19. Honor players are not staff and cannot trade
20. the construction skill gives access to brawling gloves in all skills
21. use the guides section for information on most activities in the game!
22. Remember to set a bank pin to secure your items
23. Double check the trade window to avoid being scammed
24. Clans are a good way to find other players to do activities with
25. Use an ancient ceremonial set to skip Zaros kill count
26. Purchase ancient curses from the alter south of Edgeville bank
27. Bounty hunter has great rewards including imbued rings!
28. You can use the morph world height if the monster you want is taken
29. Having trouble with jad? you can buy a fire cape through donator credits!
30. You can exchange your voting points for donator credits!
31. Clue scrolls have a higher chance to drop from monsters in the wilderness
32. Dagannoth kings are a great way to find elite clue scrolls
33. third-age armour can be bought on premium island
34. The perfect ring has a 10% chance to double the pkhonor points you earn
35. use ::events to see any current or upcoming events
36. You can exchange 1100m coins for a 1bill ticket at the junk trader
37. the ::private command can be used to talk to specific players
38. A full list of items, NPC's and drops can be found through the Pkhonor wiki
39. the coordinates for clue scrolls can be found in the guides section
40. Dragon implings have a rare chance at giving dragon claws

over board bored bord X D

[Azu rite]

Lost it at the water boy one

[Mike]

A lot of good entries, but for the question/answer jokes, I'll have to code them in as such that they are displayed at 2 different stages (but always after each other). Shouldn't be too hard though.

However, keep in mind there is a certain limit to the length of the text. A lot of entries are simply too long to display :/

[Andres]

A lot of good entries, but for the question/answer jokes, I'll have to code them in as such that they are displayed at 2 different stages (but always after each other). Shouldn't be too hard though.

However, keep in mind there is a certain limit to the length of the text. A lot of entries are simply too long to display :/

Maybe you can say the length?

[Rapsey]

A lot of good entries, but for the question/answer jokes, I'll have to code them in as such that they are displayed at 2 different stages (but always after each other). Shouldn't be too hard though.

However, keep in mind there is a certain limit to the length of the text. A lot of entries are simply too long to display :/

Maybe you can say the length?

It doesn't look like the client uses a monospace font so there is no set character limit, it'll depend on which letters you use. But then I'm sure people can make a good guess on what may or may not fit in the loading bar.

[Il1ilill1ili]

Ingame name: kingr

This is supposed to be pkhonor.